so hiya

GUESS WHOS GOING LEEDS FEST BIATCHEZZZZZ
YEH ME
never been to a festival, so i figure that ill go to a huge one for the whole five days
who cares mothers paying
Leeds fest diet has begun, lets turn it into a lifestyle
i need to train myself into a big drunken mess
yes thats right, no food, lots of dancing and even more drinking
you know
my mum bought me an 'emergency poncho' but im just going to give it Gibo , i want a pretty one
ha
my mums talking to me right now but im completely ignoring her
shes so annoying
but shes got tha monzeeez so ya know, gots ta roll with it
cz pops aint guna losen those purse strings till hes dead
i can say this and not feel bad cause he keeps saying to us all that we will be happy when hes gone
my mothers comeback was pure brilliance
father: you'll all be happy when im gone, so you can have my money and im out of the way
mother: well why dont you slash your wrists and have done with it
i was speechless, it was fantastic, i began to curl up in a bawl howling with laughter, my mother even started laughing, i think my dad just walked upstairs and probably started crying, or began re-writing his will to one of his 'mates' who hes always at the pub with
ha just had to write this, so i dont forget
LOL x